Or not. I mean, I love irrelevant, generic sales pitches as much as anyone. Which is to say I will barely look at it long enough to mark it as junk.

However, just in case a kindred spirit wants to connect, or maybe you have a book coming out you’d like me to promote, here is the way to do so.

But if you’re that guy who copies and pastes long rants in contact forms about how asian women make better wives, just move along. And shame on you.